Lyrics from our album “Livin’ for Today” (2020)
My Little Pink Wazoo
Verse 1:
I’ve wrote so many songs in many different ways
Old time, new time, fast time, slow rhyme
Man they’re ok
But of all the songs that I really love the best
With my pink wazoo they’re better than the rest
Chorus:
My Little Pink Wazoo
My Little Pink Wazoo
My Little Pink Wazoo it’s comin’ after you!
Solo
Verse 2:
I tried the blue one first and the green one just for fun
Blue one, green one, red one, orange one
Thought I was done
But that pink wazoo well it really passed the test
‘Cause my pink wazoo is better than the rest
Chorus
Bridge:
I had to pay my dues and practice all day long
Sing the blues on my pink wazoo until the day was done
But now its paying off and I’m havin’ me a ball
The pink wazoo, well I’m tellin’ you, it’s the best of all
Solo
Verse 3:
Sometimes that gal o’ mine says put that thing away
Old hat, heard that, play flat, quit that
Give it a break
But then she comes around when I’m playin’ at my best
She loves my pink wazoo, she’s better than the rest!
Chorus
Tax Man (He’s Gonna Getcha!)
Chorus:
Tax Man (He’s Gonna Gethcha) 4x
Verse 1:
Things went wrong all the money’s gone
All the birds and the bees gonna sing this song
They say ‘oh no, where the money all done gone?’
Verse 2:
We can’t blame you and we can’t blame me
Who we gonna blame well it’s plain to see
Its that tax man, all his money grows on trees
Bridge:
He comes around gonna shake you down
Fills his suitcase full then he’s outta town
Well he don’t care for you or me
He’s just evil as can be
Verse 3:
Well the sun comes up it’s another day
And he’s gonna make sure that we all pay
He’s the tax man, menace to society
Chorus
Verse 4:
He taxed his ma and he taxed his pa
Well he’s the worst child that they ever saw
Such a bad seed, takin all the cash they need
Verse 5:
He’ll bring you stress from the IRS
Gonna make sure your whole life’s a mess
Better watch out, gonna (sure to) leave you in distress
Bridge 2:
You work all night and you work all day
But he’s gonna take everything away
Well he won’t leave you nothing to eat
Tax the shoes right off your feet
Verse 6:
He’ll tax the poor throw them out the door
And if you got a dime he’s gonna ask for more
He’s no good, rotten down to the the core
Chorus, Solo, Chorus
Livin’ for Today
Verse 1:
You spend your prime workin’ overtime
And you think about your future
Someday you’re gonna have a ball
But for now its work and no fun at all
Before you know it you’re growin’ old
You’ve always done what you’ve been told
And now you’re too old
Don’t get around much any more
Chorus:
That’s why I’m
Livin’ for today, yeah
Livin’ for today, well
I’m not wasting all of my time
Chasing nickels, chasing dimes, I’m just
Livin’ for today, yeah,
Livin’ for today, well
I’d just rather live my life today
Verse 2:
The corporate ladder that you try to climb
Is never satisfying
Just when you think you’re gonna drop
You climb some more but can’t reach the top
You make more money and you pile it high
You’re saving it all until the day you die
And then you buy a coffin
The best that money can buy
But I’m just,
Chorus
Solo, Double chorus
Schweaty Lederhosen
Verse 1:
Snuck out to the bar in my schweaty lederhosen
Didn't get to far in my schweaty lederhosen
Vife knows ver you are in your schweaty lederhosen
I didn't think she'd find me here
Oh dear!
Verse 2:
Dragged my butt back home in my schweaty lederhosen
Told me "Don't you roam!" in my schweaty lederhosen
Put me back to verk in my schweaty lederhosen
She had a list of chores for me
Oh gee!
Verse 3:
Vorkin' hard for free in my schweaty lederhosen
Vhy'd she pick on me in my schweaty lederhosen
Choppin' up a tree in my schweaty lederhosen
Bent down and felt the seam let go
OH NO!
Verse 4:
Now I've got a tear in my schweaty lederhosen
Can see my undervear through my schweaty lederhosen
Need another pair oh my schweaty lederhosen
That's vat her chores have done to me
Hoop-dee!
Verse 5:
Used to look so good in my schweaty lederhosen
I'd go out if I could in my schweaty lederhosen
Life would be so good in my schweaty lederhosen
Vife says she'll mend them up for me
Whoopee!
Verse 6:
La-la-la-la-la in my schweaty lederhosen
La-la-la-la-la in my schweaty lederhosen
La-la-la-la-la in my schweaty lederhosen
Now I'm as happy as can be
Yippee!
Livin’ with a Bear
Chorus:
I’m livin’ with a bear (I’m livin’ with a bear)
I’m living with a mean old country bear.
Well he’s six feet tall with a real mean growl
And he never combs his hair.
He wakes up with a grumble and he lumbers everywhere,
You might not care, but I’m livin’ with a bear.
Verse 1:
I grew up in a country home
Ordinary as can be.
Every day just like the next
Nothin’ ever happened to me.
Moved out on my own,
Got a grown-up job and a family.
Then one day, I nearly jumped out of bed,
It was a shock for me to see. I’m livin’ . . . [chorus]
Verse 2:
You might see me in a shop downtown
Or an upscale grocery store
And think I look so civilized,
Well I’m tellin’ you what, there’s more.
None of my friends could have a clue,
So normal I appear to be.
But I might as well fly in a UFO,
Life is strange as it can be. When I’m . . . [chorus]
Bridge:
First I thought I might somehow get used to him
Asked myself how hard could it be.
But then he snarls his teeth and growls at everything.
Life’s become unbearable for me. Cause I’m . . . [chorus]
Verse 3:
Well I can’t seem to tame him now
He’s ornery as can be.
Ain’t no room for the two of us
In a home with a family.
I told that bear he don’t belong
And he should go climb a tree.
He better get lost and find his way
And the forest is the place to be.
But I’m…
Chorus
We're Gettin' Saucy Tonight!
Chorus: (2x)
We're getting saucy tonight!
Saucy tonight!
There's gonna be a fight
We're getting saucy tonight!
Verse 1:
We're gonna start drinkin'
There ain't be no thinkin'
My brain starts to shrinkin'
And we're doing it again
Chorus, Solo
Verse 2:
When you starts accusin'
It lights up my fusein'
We've been up all night boozin'
And it's such a surprise!
Chorus
Verse 3:
We stay up ‘til light
Though it ain’t really bright
The mornings really bite
But we still party at night
Verse 4:
Who knew this could happen
We start to unwrapping’
My mouth starts to flappin’
Then I’m sleeping with the dog
Chorus, Solo, Chorus
Verse 5:
It’s like I just can’t win
I’m under the pin
They say that it’s a sin
And then we do it again
Chorus
Spoken:
Him- “Pass me my party liquor woman!”
Her- “Why don’t you go pass out!”
We’re getting saucy tonight!
Waltz Me Across the Floor
Won’t you waltz me across the floor some more,
Waltz me across the floor.
Squeeze me tight and don’t let go.
These are the times that I adore.
When you waltz me across the floor,
Waltz me across the floor.
Never want to let you go,
When you waltz me across the floor
Bobby’s Buying Tools Again
Chorus:
Bobby’s buyin’ tools again
He’s preparing the best he can
For something that he don’t understand
He could build a brand new kitchen
Install or repair an engine
But this time he just might need more
Verse 1:
He’s got his hammers and his screwdrivers too
But somehow he don’t know just what to do
He goes back and buys some more
Stocking up on tools galore
If he don’t stop he’ll own a hardware store
Bridge 1:
Sure to be a brand new life
That’s comin’ around the bend
Try to keep from freaking out
Take a deep breath, It’ll work out in the end
Chorus:
Bobby’s buyin’ tools again
He’s preparing the best he can
For something that he don’t understand
Solo
Verse 2:
He built a tree house that has one too many rooms
A guard rail and a closet for the broom
The neighbor thinks he’s lost his mind
The poundin’ nails and the sawdust flyin’
Oh he’s just racin’ against time
Bridge 2:
Care free livin’ how it used to be
Playin’ around town, all the time was free
Future is impossible to see
Hope it doesn’t change too much
And gobble up his personality
Chorus
Verse 3:
He see’s a million projects no one thought to do
His wife just sighs, the dog is wonderin’ too
Nothin’s gonna stop him now
An inch of snow and he’s on the plow
He’s gonna make it through some how
Repeat Bridge 1
Chorus
He’s goin’ back to the hardware store!
Stars
Verse:
Look up at the stars in the evening
let their light shine and fall down on you.
We're all just a tiny existence
but alive now so enjoy the view.
Reflect take the time to discover
your potential and your talent too.
Good friends help to guide you along
let them remind you that you're not alone.
Chorus:
Life's short and there's so many questions
but we can't know all the answers or truths.
Be kind and keep things in perspective
and be thankful to be you.
From Paris to Poplar
Chorus:
It’s a long way from Paris to Poplar
Flyin’ that airplane over the ocean blue
It’s a long way from Paris to Poplar
But it don’t give me the blues
Verse 1:
There ain’t no airplane in Poplar
The Richard Bong memorial has long been gone
All that ‘s left now is a marker
‘cause the plane moved out of town
Verse 2:
Paris has the famous Eiffel Tower
Poplar don’t have much more than a hardware store
Can’t find a baguette at the grocer
But that sweet gal of mine lives next door
Chorus
Verse 3:
Paris folk they wear them fancy shoes
Designer fashions on display as they stroll about town
Poplar folk get by with what they’re wearin’
Long as they don’t freeze to death
Verse 4:
Notre Dame’s a historic cathedral
People come from the whole world round
just to walk through its’ doors
Poplar’s church has one review on Google
They gave five stars but didn’t write a word
Bridge:
But when it comes to cheese, that’s another topic
Both take it serious as hell
So many cheese shops you cant try them all
But I’d sure be a happy man if I died tryin’
I’m talkin’ bout dairy products, YEAH!
Solo
Chorus
Cupola Criminals
Verse 1:
I had a couple of cupolas
Life was so sweet
Then a couple of guys in a late night time
Committed a cupola crime
Verse 2:
In the morning what did I see
Oh it made me gasp
Just one lonely eight-foot cupola
And a great big stretch of grass
Chorus:
Oh, why oh why did they do it
Who would do a thing like that
Why did somebody steal it
I wish they’d bring it back
Verse 3:
Policeman said what’s a cupola
Why would someone pick one up
I said check it out on craigslist
They sell for beaucoup bucks
Verse 4:
Now I have just one cupola
I’m not sure what to do
I suppose I could try to sell it
But I’ll never again have two
Chorus:
Oh, why oh why did they do it
Was it really for the cash
How could somebody steal it
I wish they’d bring it back
I wish they’d bring it back
I wish they’d bring it back
Paid in Time
Verse 1:
Stuck workin’ all the day
‘cause you need to have a job that pays
But you never seem to have a lot of time
That boss is runnin’ you, keeps you
From the things you’d rather do
Gonna wear you out and
Rob you of your prime
Bridge:
Need a better way
Work too hard every day
Wish that all that money could buy time, so…
Why don’t we change the rules
Gotta stop being such doggone fools
Instead of earning money we’ll earn time
Chorus:
Slave for that money
It ain’t that funny
Seems like its always
WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK!
If I had my way I’d make a change
If I were paid in time then I’d work all day!
Verse 2:
Some days you’re in a daze
Workin’ so hard it’s become a craze
Gonna lose your mind if you cannot unwind
Persuit of happiness has
Left you somewhere short of bliss
But the pay is good
You sacrificed your time
Repeat bridge and chorus
Solo, double chorus
Sunshine, Water, Sand
La,la-la, la-la
La, la-la, la-la
Sunshine!
La,la-la, la-la
La, la-la, la-la
Water!
La,la-la, la-la
La, la-la, la-la
Lots of lovely sand!
It’s so good!
It’s so good!
It’s so good!
Lyrics from our album “Cabin Fever” (2017)
Startin’ a Fire with You
Verse 1:
We split the logs and stack them high
Summer ain’t long and time can fly
We’ll get by
Winter or summer time
Verse 2:
When winter winds are blowing strong
We’re in the cabin all night long
Singing songs
Livin’ a dream for two
Bridge:
Sometimes we’re in the mood for dancing
Swinging all night
Taking our time and romancing
Sure feels right
Verse 3:
Stoke up the fire to keep us warm
We never mind when there’s a storm
We’re at home
Deep in the woods up North
Chorus:
Shovel the snow
Hear the wind blow
Wood piled up high
Lovin’ all night
Babe – I’m startin’ a fire with you
Ain’t Gonna, Don’t Wanna
Verse 1:
Since I’ve been seeing you
The whole world seems to be brand new
Feet hardly touch the ground
Every time you come around
I’m happy as a fool
Now that I’ve been lovin’ you
Chorus:
I don’t wanna’, I ain’t gonna
Be without you
I ain’t gonna, I don’t wanna
Be without you
Verse 2:
My friends keep tellin’ me
I’m lucky as a guy can be
Feel like a lucky charm
When I hold you in my arms
Life was a mystery
‘Til I found that you’re for me
Chorus
Bridge:
Before I met you love
I got pushed around
knocked to the ground
Life seemed to be so unfair
No girl would treat me right
Night after night just cry and fight
And things would go nowhere
Verse 3:
But now I’m feeling’ fine
Hold you babe and share the wine
You mean the world to me
And I’m lucky as a guy can be
We always get along
And so I wrote this little song
Chorus, Solo, Repeat Verse 1, Chorus
Cabin Song
Verse 1:
Pack your things and get out the door
We’re off to the cabin on the South Shore
We’ll hit the trail and before too long
Arrive at the cabin and sing our song
Bridge:
Now sing
The cabin song
When we’re at the cabin we can’t go wrong
Life is so easy with you out there
We’re having a great time
Chorus:
At the cabin with you
At the cabin with me
At the cabin we sing
What a lovely time it can be
(Accordion interlude)
Verse 2:
We’ll walk the beach on Superior’s shore
Soak up the sun and hear the waves roar
Forget the clock there’s no schedule here
Just light the candles when evening’s near
Bridge, Chorus, Solo
Verse 3:
No cares or worry, breathe the fresh air
We’ll count the stars and waltz to the wind
We’ve got the weekend and lots of time
Enjoy the moment it’s so sublime
Bridge, Chorus
South Shore Polka
Instrumental
Coffee Time
Verse 1:
When morning comes and
The birds are chirping in the trees
Open my eyes
To see what I can see
Another day
Thankful to be free
Roll out of bed…
Chorus:
I love coffee – in the morning time
Gonna drink that java
A cup, a cup, a cup a cup
I love coffee – and I’m feeling fine
I’m gonna drink that java
Verse 2:
Last night I stayed up late
And burned the candles low
Drank too much beer
Feeling rather slow
But now its time
To get back up to speed
Know what I need…
Chorus
Bridge:
Some days when I start feeling
Lazy, Hazy
Out of focus, out of line
I reach out for that cup to
Wake me, save me
I won’t break down
When coffee’s around
(solo)
Verse 3:
We all need fuel so we can
Do what must be done
Some days we work
Others we have fun
But there’s one think
I think you will agree
That java’s sweet….
Chorus, Bridge, Chorus
We’ve Got the Time
Verse 1:
Saturday morning sitting on the couch
We’re just soaking up the java
Got my baby beside me, Feels so fine
Verse 2:
Ink Spots playing while the sun comes up
They really get us in the groove now
Swinging rhythm and songs we love so well
Bridge:
Worked all week and paid our dues
We gotta work it all the time
Seems nearly impossible to find the time but
Verse 3:
Somehow made it to the weekend now
We know just how we’re gonna spend it
Slow down just for a while we’ve got the time
Solo
Verse 4:
So lets celebrate and have good times
You know we really do deserve it
In the moment with you
When time stands still
Bridge
Twenty Something
Verse 1:
Sat down to write a song
I got the words all wrong
Don’t know what to say today
Skittly-dot-dot-boom-der-a!
Don’t need to preach the word
I guess it’s all been heard
You sit there and sing the blues
Bar tender pass the booze!
Chorus:
Want to take you where you’ll see
Good times never leave
Always thought the best in life was free
Verse 2::
Saddle up baby…
Oh, lets ride along
Take in all the pubs in town
Hang loose and shake it around
I’m not feeling the blues
Got you and nothing to lose
Love you every night and day
Our love won’t fade away
Chorus:
Want to take you where you’ll see
Good times never leave
Always thought the best in life was free
Lawrence Welk Frenzy
Instrumental
Fizzy Yellow Beer
Verse 1:
I heard a country song today
While I was passing on my way
A modern song of much acclaim or so they say
It seemed that every single word
Was either worthless or absurd
I couldn’t get away so this is what I heard
Verse 2:
An over processed, synthesized,
Auto tune vocal cliché line
A sound so horrible I couldn’t turn away
With lines like ‘this is how we roll’
And ‘shooting bullets at the moon’
If old Hank Williams heard he’d roll right in his grave
Chorus
They sing about trucks
And girls in tight fitting jeans
They’re patriotic and psychotic all the same
They go to church and learn to pray
And vote against you if you’re gay
They think the best in life is fizzy yellow beer
Solo
Verse 3:
The Country Music Hall of Fame
Should be embarrassed it’s a shame
To hear what passes for a country song today
The singers fake a country twang
Put on a cowboy hat and sang
With help from Pro Tools
They can be the next big thang
Verse 4:
The kids who grow up with this mess
Will think it’s new and it’s the best
But they will never hear a real country song
It will continue to devolve and mutate further ‘till at last
It sounds just like an 80’s music acid trip
Chorus 2x
Park Point Carousel Waltz
Instrumental
Pickle in Your Boot
Verse 1:
Have you heard it said
Did it ring in your head
You better watch your step or you’ll wind up dead
Not a foot in your shoe
Never sniffed no glue
But something’s gone wrong I’m telling you well
Chorus:
Feet walking and girls all talking
Bout the way you step in your fancy suit
I heard a nasty rumor that your brain’s kapoot
Got a pickle in your boot
Bridge:
You were walkin’ home late one night
When a pickle jumped out causing you a fright.
He said
“I don’t care about the money or loot
I just need a place to hide in your big brown boot”
Verse 2:
Alright but then what do you do
When you want to go walk and he’s telling you
“I ain’t getting out of your god damn shoe
You’d better find another pair that’s good for you’
Never flinch when a pickle acts tough
They can look pretty mean all green and rought
You need to scare him off
I’ll tell you what you do,
Eat a kosher or two.
Bridge:
You were walkin’ home late one night
When a pickle jumped out causing you a fright.
He said
“I don’t care about the money or loot
I just need a place to hide in your big brown boot” Well,
Chorus:
Feet walking and girls all talking
Bout the way you step in your fancy suit
I heard a nasty rumor that your brain’s kapoot
Got a pickle in your boot
Solo
Verse 1 repeat:
Have you heard it said
Did it ring in your head
You better watch your step or you’ll wind up dead
Not a foot in your shoe
Never sniffed no glue
But something’s gone wrong I’m telling you well
Chorus:
Feet walking and girls all talking
Bout the way you step in your fancy suit
I heard a nasty rumor that your brain’s kapoot
Got a pickle in your boot
Dream Time Polka
Instrumental
I Think I’ll Have a Brown
Verse 1:
Just drove home from Winnipeg
The porch is beckoning
My baby says, “what’ll it be?”
Oh mercy let me think.
So many possibilities,
Sittin’ all around.
There’s a chill in the air
And it won’t be long
I can’t wait to put the flannel bedding on.
Chorus:
I think I’ll have a brown
Don’t get me wrong,
I really like the IPA
The ESB is A-OK
I think I’ll have a brown,
Summer’s getting on,
And I’m sittin’ with my sweetheart,
Watching the sun go down,
I think I’ll have a brown.
Verse 2:
Friday night, the pizza’s here,
Best day of the week,
It’s time for happy hour,
It’s time to kick our feet.
One day soon we’ll need to fire
That woodstove up again.
There’s a chill in the air,
And it won’t be long,
I can’t wait to put the flannel bedding on.
Chorus
Chloe
Chorus:
Why don’t we go see Chloe
Why don’t we go see Chloe
She’s out there lookin’ so lonely
So why don’t we go see Chloe
Verse 1:
We’re sitting here just filling up on coffee and tea
We drank so much my bladder’s full
I think I need to take a walk and
Chorus, Solo
Verse 2:
We drank up all the beer we had, my heads full of fizz.
But now my eyes are floating and I think its time to take a look and
Chorus, Solo
Verse 3:
If I don’t get to visit her I think I’ll explode
It’s getting very urgent now I really need to hit the road so
Chorus
Lyrics from our album “At Christmas Time” (2020)
At Christmas Time
At Christmas time when you’re all mine
Life is so divine
When Christmas comes reminds me of
The birth of our love
At Christmas time it’s so sublime
I don’t need to open any presents
The only gift I really need is...
There’s mistletoe and falling snow
Dancing all around
The season’s here, another year
Love and joy abound
At Christmas time it’s so sublime
I don’t need to open any presents
All I need is you
As years go by my love won’t die
For you I give my all
Decorate our Christmas tree with love
Memories of when you first welcomed me to your home
We fell in love under the tree’s warm glow
The greatest gift I’ve ever known
Is to be with you
Let’s celebrate the holiday
And a love that’s true
At Christmas time it’s so sublime
I don’t need to open any presents
All I need is you
As years go by my love won’t die
For you I give my all
Decorate our Christmas tree with love
Memories of when you first welcomed me to your home
We fell in love under the tree’s warm glow
At Christmas time when you’re all mine
Life is so divine
When Christmas comes reminds me of
The birth of our love
At Christmas time it’s so sublime
I don’t need to open any presents
The only gift I really need is you
The only gift I really need is you
The only gift I really need is you
I Got an Accordion for Christmas
Verse 1
I Got an Accordion for Christmas
It was much to my surprise
It sat under the tree
The tag addressed to me
I’d never have guessed it right, oh my!
I tried to play a song for Christmas
But it just came out all wrong
It sounded like a mess
Though I had tried my best
I really didn’t have the knack
Chorus
It went in and out and round about
That squeeze box made a sound
But it was not for me
So back under the tree
Then Tess got an accordion for chritmas
Verse 2
Well Tess got an accordion for Christmas
It was much to her surprise
The cello was her thing
She really knew the strings
But buttons were a brand new thing, oh no!
She tried to play a song for Christmas
But it just came out all wrong
It sounded like a mess
Though she had tried her best
She really didn’t have the knack
Chorus
It went in and out and round about
That squeeze box made a sound
But she couldn’t play the keys
So back under the tree
Then Suzi got an accordion for Christmas
Suzi got and accordion for Christmas
It was much to her delight
She really made it sing
The polka was her thing
She made the people dance and swing, oh boy!
She played us all a song for Christmas
And our spirits rose to the sound
She took all our requests
Well Suzi was the best
She really had quite the knack
And it goes in and out and round about
With such a joyful sound
Now every Christmas eve
she plays it by the tree
And the whole family sings along
The Twelve Beers of Christmas
E C
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An Old Mil in a beer bong...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Hearted Ale and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 Derailed Ales, 6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
8 Surly Darkness, 7 Derailed Ales, 6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 Cold Press Blacks, 8 Surly Darkness, 7 Derailed Ales, 6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 Mickie’s Big Mouth’s, 9 Cold Press Blacks, 8 Surly Darkness,
7 Derailed Ales, 6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 Summit Saga, 10 Mickie’s Big Mouth’s, 9 Cold Press Blacks,
8 Surly Darkness, 7 Derailed Ales, 6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 Stone Porters, 11 Summit Saga, 10 Mickie’s Big Mouth’s, 9 Cold Press Blacks,8 Surly Darkness, 7 Derailed Ales, 6 Fat Squirrels
5 Starfire Ales!
4 Leinies Reds, 3 PBR’s, Two Hearted Ale
and an Old Mil in a beer bong!!!
Ho-Ho-Ho, Merry Christmas!!!